ahoxus / jao

jao just add oil
jao 128g refill bag jao 128 — refill, compost bag
€9 €6 €2.50 back on rebate
buy — send order request
jao 256g refill bag jao 256 — refill, compost bag
€17 €12 €5 back on rebate
buy — send order request
jao 512ml medium jao 512 — medium
€20 €14 €7 back on rebate
buy — send order request
how ordering works 🔝 choose a jar or a refill bag, send an order request, acauema confirms availability. give your address — shipping in poland is FREE. or pick up at ul puławska 94 / 11 — 02-620 warszawa, during work hours — but call +48 788487949 first to check he's there. heads up: he doesn't speak polish yet. english or português work fine. pay by BLIK, cash, or transfer — every detail already at ahoxus.org/pay. what? 🔝 jao means dry savoury seed-and-fungi topping. not yeast but deactivated nutritional yeast, a fungus culture, not active brewer's yeast. you add oil, mix to paste. dense, umami-rich, good on anything. inside: nutritional yeast + seasonal herbs + more herbs + smoked powder + least-allergic dry seeds (sunflower, pumpkin, chia, etc) crunched + some smoked season + best local salt + unnoticeable tiny bit of strong cayenne. more details ↓ ingredients 🔝
current batch 20260922t0943waw: nutritional yeast ~40% floor (deactivated fungal culture) + seeds & herbs ~20% (sunflower, pumpkin, chia, flax, smoked powder, seasonal herbs, trace cayenne, local salt). batch history: first batch 20260922t0326waw

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varies by batch — every number above might change in each batch, however always nutritional yeast ≥40% and oil ≥10%. scan your hangtag for such details and the preparation video, or simply browse whole history here how it works 🔝 four steps:
🫙get jao
a prepared dry mix makes life easier — make your own, or take one home
🫒add oil
olive, sesame, or soy
(unrefined, your choice)
🌀mix to paste
spoon, stir, your call
🥄eat
bread, vegetables, garden leaf, fruit salad
surprise pairing: also excellent with ice cream. think salted caramel finish, or finnish salmiakki lip-smacking umami. why dry? 🔝 no rancidity. no trapped oil. you choose quality. your ritual. dry: months. mixed with oil: days, keep cool, eat fresh. frequently asked questions 🔝 **how do i order?** pick a jar or refill bag, hit buy — an email opens with the order request. fill your address or say pickup. acauema confirms within a day or two. **shipping?** free in poland. pickup: ul puławska 94 / 11 — 02-620 warszawa, work hours. call +48 788487949 before coming — he might be out. **do you speak polish?** no — acauema doesn't speak polish. english or português work fine. write either, no problem. **how long does it keep?** dry: months. once mixed with oil: days, keep cool, eat fresh. **allergens?** seeds everywhere, no nuts by design, trace cayenne on purpose. never walnuts or other allergenic nuts, never sesame, never peanuts. honestly: i don't know the food regulations deeply — if allergies are your reason for asking, ask me directly first. batches vary — your hangtag lists the exact batch. **what's on the hangtag?** a QR code linking to your batch page: ingredients, story, preparation video. every jar carries one. **how do i pay?** whatever works — every rail lives at ahoxus.org/pay. no checkout, no cart: you order by email, acauema confirms personally. BLIK, cash, or bank transfer — market trial keeps it simple. **how does pricing work?** 512 jar
€14 now, €7 back on rebate

256 refill
€12 now, €5 back

128 refill
€6 now, €2.50 back

market trial mechanics: you pay the trial price now; when your feedback lands, the rebate comes back on whatever rail you choose. retail strikes later at €20 / €17 / €9 — effective after rebate stays €7 / €7 / €3.50. (anchors: 90 / 70 / 35 zł.) **how does the rebate work?** send a feedback email — decent feedback + how you want the rebate paid. the rebate ships as soon as it lands; a confirmation email follows saying rebate sent. plus the first newsletter: one-off, 12 december, not recurring, unrelated to christmas. about 🔝 one day in a kitchen somewhere in warsaw, 2026, two people realised they ate a lot of magic food that kept them happy for months. they finally decided to share. always a different batch. always documented. the batch pages live here on this site. market trial running soon, october 2026 somewhere in poland. reuse 🔝 yes. please. that's the point. jao jar → water bottle → food storage → whatever contact 🔝 acauema@ahoxus.org @acauema with love 💕 20260922t0943waw · ‹ prev · pl · pt · archive